I just realized that the Star Wars sequels begin and end with one of the leads randomly changing their name to something somebody else gives them
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Yelling at his secretary to look it up "And their mothers have had the same name in the comics for almost a century? Well holy heckin shit! Jumpin Jehosaphat! I am thoroughly gobsmacked!"
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Now I'm imagining a sequel where Rey fights someone and discovers their grandpa is also named Sheev, but he's a completely different Sheev
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*holocall rings* "Hello? Yes, this is Sheev Palpatine speaking. No, you've got the wrong frequency. I'm Sheev Palpatine, of the Theed City Palpatines. No, we're not related to the Lake Country Palpatines at all. Happens all the time, don't worry about it!"
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The thing about Martha is that it's a solid beat in principle - Batman dehumanizes Superman, but then sees his humanity by connecting him to his own loss. But you have to earn it, and BvS didn't. Superman randomly calling his mother by her first name makes no sense.
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Whereas "Solo" is just dumb. I mean, it would have worked as a throwaway line, like if Han was telling one of his buddies about it as a joke. But as a huge, ponderous moment like they tried to make it to be in the movie, it's absurd.
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