My friend, who is a CW superhero: <stomps into she shed> Penelope I just had the weirdest encounter Me: <waves iPad> says here you got strange matter particles on you Friend: ...How do you just know how to check for that Me: when you're a superhero's one friend it just happens
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Friend: but you're just like a twitter shitposter. How do you design all these special gadgets and stuff Me: I have no agency other than to occupy the negative space delineated by your need for plot devices to solve your problem du jour. And be unthreateningly socially awkward.
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Me: besides do you even really KNOW I shitpost on twitter Friend: ...what Me: Like you've been INFORMED that I'm in the business of shitposting but when's the last time you ever really saw any of my posts—much less those of them that are shit Friend: ... Me: it's illusory
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I'm not even the superhero's original science friend, at first it was this crew-cutted ex-Navy silver fox who was stern and straightforward but with a loving heart He got butterflied out of existence as a result of a crossover event the superhero was only marginally involved in
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Friend: Pen, this is bad. We got a metahuman dying of an unstable mutation and the only man who knows how to synthesize the vaccine has been kidnapped Me: ugh fine I'll whip up a vaccine for you Friend: ...since when do you do that Me: just since your dedicated med guy poofed
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
The nerdy guy on Flash went from being just "good with computers" to making and maintaining all their equipment to somehow having the power to create portals to the dreamtime
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Black Lightning in Crisis was still the best though because it involved that show jumping wildly out of genre Jennifer is lying unconscious in bed and Gambi is all "My tests indicate her soul may be trapped between worlds locked in mortal battle with her alternate selves"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
"What tests say that" "It's that one red blinking light"
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