My friend, who is a CW superhero: <stomps into she shed> Penelope I just had the weirdest encounter Me: <waves iPad> says here you got strange matter particles on you Friend: ...How do you just know how to check for that Me: when you're a superhero's one friend it just happens
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"But - my wife - my kids -" "Dead and gone forever. Listen I'm only allowed to do the summoning as an emergency deal so we're on a schedule here, can you cope while you charge"
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It's one of the few moments of purely genuine pathos in the whole thing which is why the bathos surrounding it is so good "Why me?! Why save JUST ME and not my family" "I just told you, they don't have electric powers"
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