My friend, who is a CW superhero: <stomps into she shed> Penelope I just had the weirdest encounter Me: <waves iPad> says here you got strange matter particles on you Friend: ...How do you just know how to check for that Me: when you're a superhero's one friend it just happens
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*poof* "What happened?! Where am I?!" "Everyone you've ever known and loved just died when your universe was destroyed, you're in the only universe that's left, we summoned you because we need someone with electric powers to charge up this device"
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"But - my wife - my kids -" "Dead and gone forever. Listen I'm only allowed to do the summoning as an emergency deal so we're on a schedule here, can you cope while you charge"
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It just really ruins your Tuesday night when all that ever was or ever shall be within the universe that birthed you is consumed in infinite screaming
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