My friend, who is a CW superhero: <stomps into she shed> Penelope I just had the weirdest encounter Me: <waves iPad> says here you got strange matter particles on you Friend: ...How do you just know how to check for that Me: when you're a superhero's one friend it just happens
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Friend: but you're just like a twitter shitposter. How do you design all these special gadgets and stuff Me: I have no agency other than to occupy the negative space delineated by your need for plot devices to solve your problem du jour. And be unthreateningly socially awkward.
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
I like how the amount of effort it takes to figure out you're in a multiversal crossover is inversely proportional to how important your universe is in that crossover
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Like it was a whole big plot arc in the Arrowverse the first time they did it Whereas when Black Lightning gets roped into the Crisis it's just his nerdy friend looking at his iPad all "Hey it seems there's an infinite number of alternate realities being consumed by antimatter"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
"Wait, how the hell do you know that --" *Black Lightning is sucked into portal, universe is immediately consumed by antimatter*
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And then the post-Crisis wrap-up "YOU WERE RIGHT! THE INFINITE EARTHS! I SAW THEM! I FOUGHT THE ANTI-MONITOR! YOUR CRAZY THEORY CAME TRUE" "...I have no memory of thinking or saying any such thing, which must mean I was consumed by antimatter then reconstructed"
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"This can only mean you have emerged into a newly recreated universe that is similar to but subtly different from your original one in ways that will slowly drive you mad" "Wait what exactly is different --" "No time! It seems your normal recurring villain is attacking"
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