He could be anything between a somewhat weathered 65 or a very spry 80 He talks about watching his cholesterol and his sodium, a "promise I made to my old lady" He lives alone and wears no wedding ring; when people ask he just laughs and says "I'll see her again soon enough"
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He likes the Chiefs over the 49ers for the Super Bowl, although he says he's only coming to the party for the nachos He likes Little Women for the Oscars He doesn't like talking about the election, he mutters about feeling like 2016 was "his fault", but we've all been there
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He's not one of those retirees who's helpless with the Internet, but he's not online much He makes a weird joke all the time about getting a Facebook account "for the ads" He makes that same weird face if you try to talk to him about trendy Netflix shows, or podcasts
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If you come over to his apartment sometime you'll find the TV plugged into rabbit ears and tuned to trashy reruns while he reads through his junk mail or folds his laundry He can't get enough of those old school shows David and Maddie, Sam and Diane, Ross and Rachel
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But it's generally hard to get opinions on anything serious out of him People who've known him a while realize they don't know much about him because he asks all the questions Some dotty old people talk, but he's the kind who listens Always hungry for news of people's lives
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It can be a little much to take sometimes No one who knows him really hates him, but he's... an acquired taste Still, if you're ever in Phoenix and you're okay with big dogs, I'm sure he'd love it if you came over just to chat
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(Do you like frozen yogurt? Not really? Neither does he There's a great old fashioned ice cream parlor downtown if you'd like to meet up there, his treat Yeah, yeah, cholesterol, but... you only live once)
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I loved this whole thread, but this one is my fave :)
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