He went on that he had been having myriad hookups with basically any guy, his hunger for gay sex was insatiable, he would just have unfulfilling one-night stands with horrible, sick people who used him and left This culminated in his I guess having a boyfriend who abused him
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I don't know if the boyfriend abused him or neglected him really And at this point I was kind of weirded out but ready to commiserate like, yo, it's fine to be gay, I get it, the struggle is real but then this weird story took a twist
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See, he told me, he WAS gay But no longer, oh no, he stopped being gay, because he "doesn't listen to Satan anymore".
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See evidently one day he just blew up and screamed at his boyfriend, or like tried to kill him or something, I'm not entirely clear, but he walked out and was getting ready to kill himself But he decided to accept Christ into his heart instead! and he said "he almost screamed"
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Like the POWAH! flowed through him and he instantly felt CURED! of all his sickness and no longer NEEDED! to engage in sin he warned me, he still felt the evil inside him, when he would see men, and a voice would tell him how much he wanted to fuck men, but he had JESUS! now
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So obviously at this point it is clear that Whitman is either trying to convert me or to copulate with me, possibly both, possibly without my consent in both cases Reminder we are literally supposed to be escorting cabinet ministers and business oligarchs on and off base
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So like I've been proselytized to before. I've had people try to Christianize my heathen ass. It's part and parcel of growing up in the Illinois suburbs. Everybody wants to poach your soul for the Son of God to feast upon. But I've traditionally had Judaism as my secret weapon
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Like I had never known one of these sorts of people _not_ to back the fuck off when I said I was Jewish. The whole "God has special rules for his chosen people" thing or whatever shit. People decide you're exempt from the saved/unsaved dichotomy and withdraw. Not Whitman.
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No, Whitman told me I was going to go to Hell if I didn't convert from Judaism to Evangelical Christianity. Anybody who doesn't completely and totally accept Christ into their hearts is going to Hell! So most of my Jewish ancestors are in Hell. I'm stuck in a pickup truck w/ him
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So like obviously this is the worst situation. I'm on duty—kind of an important duty!— so it's not like I can just fuck off. And it's clear that he's not going to shut up about Jesus and how he's an upstanding citizen and member of our armed services now So I stop trying
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Wouldn't the right move here be to point out that Jesus clearly hasn't cured him as much as he thinks because he was sexually harassing you
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