Am I the only person who didn't really like Rise of Skywalker and has endless ideas for how basically every part could be better, but doesn't think Rey Palpatine was the core of the problem? I again want to note that it was clearly foreshadowed in TFA, as one of 3 main possibles
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The problem is clearly with how it was revealed - apparently, by Adam Driver shoved in Harry Potter's bedroom with an iPad - and, well *gestures at film*
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
The mental image of him crouched in his closet surrounded by coats with an ISDN cable trailing out the door mumbling increasingly inane nonsense and getting impatient because he has to go be on Seth Meyers in half an hour is so good
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
I love the idea of him just saying all the different theories in a row just to be safe one after another "I never lied to you, Rey. Your parents were nobody... technicians hired for a secret project to infuse midichlorians into an experimental droid"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
"Your parents were nobody... A waitress in a Tatooine cantina and a man who chose to leave everything that made him special behind when he betrayed me"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
"Your parents were nobody... A scraping of DNA collected from the discarded cloak of my grandfather's mentor you never met, with a sprinkling of randomized genes to disguise your heritage"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
"Your parent's were nobodIES, as in, members of Organization XIII"
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"Look, Rey, I totally lied to you, but let's keep in mind that I'm named for the most disingenuous liar my uncle ever met"
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Both of his names are lies
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