Wait so, it's a news story that essentially a woman withdrew .011235% of a bank account?https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1222039062493556737 …
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Replying to @arthur_affect
That reminds me, I had a dream about investing but with celebrity reputations and you could buy ETFs like "UK R*df*m Celebrities UltraShort 3x Leveraged" to bet on people getting canceled
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @arthur_affect
Is it good or bad that I understood all of that?
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Replying to @PhobosMiller @arthur_affect
My ideal investment would be an ETN made up entirely of shortselling J* K*** R"* and g(li) n - n er but also leveraged against the value of South Korean municipal bonds against the value of the British pound
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @PhobosMiller
You shouldn't put all your money on things you personally want to happen, that leads to irrational decisions, you've gotta "emotionally diversify"
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In The Big Short the two young guys who get roped in on it were known for starting their original company doing "pessimism arbitrage", betting that people systematically underestimate the risks of things they'd rather not think about The 2009 crash was just a macro version
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