PALPATINE, cornered by the guy who he intentionally tortured for two decades, and that guy's son: yes... Yess... Strike me down and I will become POWERFUL!!! (30 years later) PALPATINE, cornered by his granddaughter who he tried to kill: you want to kill me? That is what *I*want!
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Starting to feel Palpatine took over the Galaxy ENTIRELY with reverse psychology "I love democracy"
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The Brer Rabbit as Space Hitler Cinematic Universe
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PALPATINE, to rapidly approaching floor of pit: yes, yes, as I have PLANNED! OBEY STANDARD PHYSICS, INFLICT A MORTAL WOUND, and I SHALL BE INVINCIBLE!
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20 YEARS LATER, AT THE "PALPATINE HAS RETURNED" BI-DECADE EVENT POE: does the Atrocity Core have any obvious weak spots? REY: Guys bear with me REY: what if the new hero just goes in there and like takes a lightsaber and like strikes him down with all of their hatred?
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REY: I mean like not deflects his lightning or gets the vaguely sympathetic fascist assistant to throw him REY: i mean like, really getting in there. Cutting up his internal organs REY: cuz like, we've never tried that
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POE: but he always asks us to do that REY: I know, but we never do it FINN: and then he keeps coming back! I'm starting to get it, like... POE: you're saying maybe Palpatine is being dishonest FINN: yeah also I've noticed that nobody else I've just totally annihilated came back
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POE, doing the math: now that you mention it, as far as I know everyone I've ever shot down stayed dead, no matter how angry I was REY: Finn, remember when we fed the Irish dude to a Rathtar? FINN: holy sht Rey. you're right. I was super pissed and he's still dead
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(I'm told there's a Rick & Morty thing along these lines re: listening to villains' advice on how to defeat them, but I've never watched that bc of the edge Lords)
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
It's great because it's a cliché "You can run but you CAN'T HIDE" "Wait a minute, what if we CAN hide"
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"Yeah, I mean, if we try hiding and fail, worst case we're just back to running"
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