On an old thread someone talked to me about visiting Hawaii and experiencing firsthand how hot real lava is You *can't* intentionally burn yourself on it because it's so hot just getting *near* it triggers the hot-stove reflex to flinch away
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Replying to @arthur_affect @chton and
Lying right next to a lava flow as a limbless torso *unable* to move away would be unbearable torture
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Replying to @arthur_affect @chton and
... Obi-Wan just kind of watching his clothes burst into flame and his skin start to crisp and then taking his lightsaber and walking away without even trying to think of a way to end his suffering is pretty harsh
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How long can that even last?
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Well, Palpatine was hurrying there as fast as he could after he beat Yoda because he could sense shit was going down Which is a logical reason for Obi-Wan to just run off and leave him there, I guess
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Replying to @arthur_affect @mssilverstein and
So it's Yoda's fault too, if he had just put in a little more effort and kept Palpatine busy a little while longer there'd be no Vader You really can't broil most cuts longer than like 5 minutes per side max
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Replying to @arthur_affect @mssilverstein and
When they try to turn Anakin over half of him is all scorched and stuck to the pan
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When they finally serve him to Palpatine, he gets sent right back because he asked for a medium rare apprentice, dammit.
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"I told you, you want a seared surface with a cool soft center, to lock in the juice He's all dried out, the surgical droid can't even cut through him, he's like Darth Jerky"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @chton and
"Well, you can save anything with enough ketchup"
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Palpatine prefers his apprentices well done with ketchup
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