I thought we had this discussion and we were unsure if that's the case
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @chton
Dicks are soft tissue hanging on the outside of their body surrounded by extra sweat glands just to keep them from overheating Cooking in lava like he did is really not good for dicks
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The difference of a few degrees seems to lose meaning when you're talking about molten rock exposure. I mean, does he still have any bones?
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Contrary to fanon the scene in the movie doesn't show him *in* the lava, just the proximity to the lava slowly cooking him by radiant heat Like putting a roast under the broiler
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Yeah if he had actually been in the lava, presuming lava works the same way in their universe as ours (never a given), he'd be dead as a dodo within 5 seconds. His brain would be steaming out of his skull through his ears.
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On an old thread someone talked to me about visiting Hawaii and experiencing firsthand how hot real lava is You *can't* intentionally burn yourself on it because it's so hot just getting *near* it triggers the hot-stove reflex to flinch away
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Replying to @arthur_affect @chton and
Lying right next to a lava flow as a limbless torso *unable* to move away would be unbearable torture
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Replying to @arthur_affect @chton and
... Obi-Wan just kind of watching his clothes burst into flame and his skin start to crisp and then taking his lightsaber and walking away without even trying to think of a way to end his suffering is pretty harsh
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How long can that even last?
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Well, Palpatine was hurrying there as fast as he could after he beat Yoda because he could sense shit was going down Which is a logical reason for Obi-Wan to just run off and leave him there, I guess
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So it's Yoda's fault too, if he had just put in a little more effort and kept Palpatine busy a little while longer there'd be no Vader You really can't broil most cuts longer than like 5 minutes per side max
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Replying to @arthur_affect @mssilverstein and
When they try to turn Anakin over half of him is all scorched and stuck to the pan
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Replying to @arthur_affect @mssilverstein and
The half that had his dick in it
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