The ending of RotJ is... not very good (again, Marcia Lucas gave up on it and then gave up on George entirely in the process) But the idea seems to be if he forces Vader and Luke to duel then whichever one wins, knowingly killing your own dad or your own son would break him
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And being fully broken after that would mean they were fully ready to "Strike me down in all of your anger" etc Possibly when Vader finds out about Leia Palpatine starts reshuffling his priorities like "Hey maybe being a girl is better than a broke-ass cyborg"
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After all Vader's body technically doesn't have a dick now either
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I thought we had this discussion and we were unsure if that's the case
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Dicks are soft tissue hanging on the outside of their body surrounded by extra sweat glands just to keep them from overheating Cooking in lava like he did is really not good for dicks
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I do remember this was my first thought when I saw RotS, "oh my God, think of his dick! This must be horrible! He must be thinking about how much it sucks to lose his dick forever!" That thought process is no longer familiar to me
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The Robot Chicken gag with Palpatine's abusive relationship with Vader Palpatine complaining about the flight in the shuttle "Stuck in that cramped seat for hours with the AC on the fritz It feels like my balls have been dipped in boiling lava"
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I wonder how many midichlorians are stored in the genitals and how much of a factor that was in Vader's loss of potential
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That explains why I haven't been able to levitate anything for a few months, but raises questions about Rey
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As the Dathomiri witches know you get even more Force from mystic womb cycles
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Whose power Palpatine has already stolen, which again, raises questions
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