Well, Rey hasn't been conceived yet. No idea if he thought of possessing [unnamed son] Palpatine as Wookiepedia names him
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @chton
No the other option at that point would've been Leia
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His actual plan at that point seems to have been to have some fun electrocuting Luke, discard Vader as a broken toy, then tell the troops to pick up Leia from the moon of Endor before they blow it up
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The ending of RotJ is... not very good (again, Marcia Lucas gave up on it and then gave up on George entirely in the process) But the idea seems to be if he forces Vader and Luke to duel then whichever one wins, knowingly killing your own dad or your own son would break him
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And being fully broken after that would mean they were fully ready to "Strike me down in all of your anger" etc Possibly when Vader finds out about Leia Palpatine starts reshuffling his priorities like "Hey maybe being a girl is better than a broke-ass cyborg"
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After all Vader's body technically doesn't have a dick now either
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Replying to @arthur_affect @chton
I thought we had this discussion and we were unsure if that's the case
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @chton
Dicks are soft tissue hanging on the outside of their body surrounded by extra sweat glands just to keep them from overheating Cooking in lava like he did is really not good for dicks
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Replying to @arthur_affect @chton
I do remember this was my first thought when I saw RotS, "oh my God, think of his dick! This must be horrible! He must be thinking about how much it sucks to lose his dick forever!" That thought process is no longer familiar to me
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @chton
The Robot Chicken gag with Palpatine's abusive relationship with Vader Palpatine complaining about the flight in the shuttle "Stuck in that cramped seat for hours with the AC on the fritz It feels like my balls have been dipped in boiling lava"
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*elbows Vader* "Know what I mean? Huh? Huh?' *forced laughter*" "Ha ha... yeah..."
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