"M... Marthaaa..." "WHAT?" "Sssaave Maaarthaa" "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!" "Save Martha!" "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?"
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Imagine being literally in the middle of this
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They can't finish until you finally cry out "IT'S HIS MOTHER'S NAME"
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*all three breathing heavily and slowly calming down as she repeats, soothingly* "It's his mother's name... it's his mother's name..."
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God I somehow ruined this scene even more now
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Replying to @arthur_affect @AWhiteland
I'm imagining some kind of Harley Quinn ascension where this happens in a comic and the script writer is just like "eh she's just some trans sex worker" but then the artist is like "ehh I'll give her some character just to spice up the scene" and then the scene becomes a meme
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @AWhiteland
Just imagine Batman and Superman going out to regularly doubleteam sex workers while screaming their fight scene dialogue at each other but it isn't gay because there's a woman present
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"In all your years to come, in all your private moments, I want you to remember my hands at your throat. Remember the face of the one man who BEAT YOU" Penelope, looking up: "Okay but it's not a race you guys"
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"Maybe he would've won if you'd put your hands on his throat earlier just saying"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @AWhiteland
Clearly this leads to a plot arc where Lex Luthor kidnaps me because I've become so indispensable to these sessions that it's actually made me the only hostage in the world that works as leverage against both Batman and Superman
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They start yelling at each other "A billion dollar surveillance network and you didn't even NOTICE she'd gone missing?! Some World's Greatest Detective" "Oh? So where was your super hearing and super speed when she needed it? All the power of a god and you can't save one woman"
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*Superman zooms up to Batman's face* "Don't you DARE blame me for this, I ought to -" *Batman raises fist with kryptonite ring* "Just try it, Clark. Go on, DO IT" ... "It's just, it's not the same without her" "I know, I know" *both begin silently weeping*
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