fuck you Lady Gaga you have like a billion aesthetics and I just have this onepic.twitter.com/MwGrxQgHnx
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fuck you Lady Gaga you have like a billion aesthetics and I just have this onepic.twitter.com/MwGrxQgHnx
What if... You secretly have always been Lady GaGa? ALL THIS TIME
this makes much of the past several years extremely confusing
Penelope was just a rich fictional narrative revisited multiple times across Lady Gaga's entire oeuvre Like the fantasy continent of Rhye in Queen albums but it's just a pink-haired disaster lesbian with weird genitals who becomes a spy for one album with little explanation
It all makes sense to Lady Gaga but when asked to elucidate some of the more opaque aspects of the narrative she simply shrugs and says "well I think the music should speak for itself"
So this is the origin of the rumor that she has a dick?
We're through the looking glass here
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