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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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Joined August 2009

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    1. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @Nymphomachy @arthur_affect and

      Oh my god have I ever told you guys about the H&W in the barracks the first day my reserve unit got attached to the active unit we mobilized and deployed with?

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    2. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @Nymphomachy and

      None of us reserve guys have slept because we flew cross country and just checked it. 11pm, surprise H&W starts. Company Guns and Company 1st Sgt are both fresh from the drill field

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @Nymphomachy and

      So the whole company is outside in formation while the two of them and the platoon sergeants go room by room. All the reserve guys are like, what fuckin unit did we just join. There had been 6 NJPs in the company in the previous month

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    4. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @Nymphomachy and

      After like 90 minutes in formation we hear company gunny yell from third deck, “hey 1stsgt! You’re gonna wanna see this!” We’re all like, fuck. Moments later we hear him shout, “no, it’s all right, take your time, get dressed” Double fuck.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    5. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @Nymphomachy and

      Fifteen minutes later, we hear 1stsgt scream from the company office “YOU’RE HOW OLD?????”

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    6. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @Nymphomachy and

      (17 year old high school girl had been in an 18 year old PFC’s room. So, nothing illegal in the civilian world, but, uh, bad news at a H&W)

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @Nymphomachy and

      Depending on the state it is in fact illegal in the civilian world, just selectively enforced

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    8. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and

      California it is legal with an age gap of 3 years or fewer.

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    9. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @Nymphomachy and

      Nope, in California anyone over 18 having sex with anyone under 18 is always unlawful, the age gap only determines whether it can be charged as a felony (I know this because I was an 18-year-old with a 17-year-old girlfriend in California and was paranoid enough to look it up)pic.twitter.com/BzJr3xUqRw

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    10. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and

      Well fuck me, you’re right. Holy fuck, In re Taj, 62 http://Cal.App .4th 1350 (1998) suggests that in cases of consensual sex between a fifteen year old and a seventeen year old, they BOTH can be convicted of statutorily raping the other. Wtaf.

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      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @Nymphomachy and

      Yeah and you can be arrested by the FBI as a teenager who posts nudes because you've created child porn of yourself

      4:21 PM - 29 Dec 2019
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        1. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
          Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and

          I suppose Federal law may protect an 18 year old servicemember w a 17 year old gf on base, at least, but holy sh— that’s a poorly written statute.

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