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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @loudpenitent

      oh yeah the idea of me having more social cachet than a MAGA who couldn't serve because they had asthma has them positively fuming

      1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
    2. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @Nymphomachy @loudpenitent

      90% of the time it’s more “Couldn’t” serve than couldn’t serve. I was a flat footed psoriatic marfanoid quasi-anorexic and they let me in, fuck

      2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
    3. Amy #BLM‏ @Trafalgard 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @Nymphomachy @loudpenitent

      I've concluded that if I tried to join, I'd likely have died in boot camp from heatstroke on account of hypohydrosis.

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    4. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @Trafalgard @lawnerdbarak @loudpenitent

      I mean, if it's any consolation that would have gotten basically your entire squadron demoted if not relieved of their duty Boot camp is a lot of things but it's basically impossible to die there unless you show up with cancer

      3 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
    5. Amy #BLM‏ @Trafalgard 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @Nymphomachy @lawnerdbarak @loudpenitent

      Well, that's good, at least. If I was unable to do required physical stuff for the necessary length of time (or, if the temperature is just above 90F even if I'm not doing anything), what would have happened? Being kicked out and sent home?

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @Trafalgard @lawnerdbarak @loudpenitent

      It's a pretty big bureaucratic nightmare to get kicked out of boot camp even with that being an extremely common boot camp outcome When I was there it meant you'd go to a "med squadron" and they'd evaluate for a while if you REALLY couldn't cut it or just needed to toughen up

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    7. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @Nymphomachy @Trafalgard and

      it's not an ideal situation because boot camp is basically jail and it's possible to linger in purgatory there in the med squadrons for several times longer than boot camp is actually supposed to take you DO collect paychecks though because you're still technically employed

      3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    8. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @Nymphomachy @Trafalgard @loudpenitent

      The Marine Corps has a saying, “the fastest way off the/my island is the/my parade deck”—that it takes longer to fail out of boot camp than to graduate. Exceptions are made for obviously catastrophic injuries for which the Corps is fine with you coming back when you heal up

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    9. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @lawnerdbarak @Trafalgard @loudpenitent

      We had that saying in the Air Force too "The fastest way out of here is to graduate" or some such I lived in constant terror of even getting recycled, much less med squadded And it would have changed my whole future if it happened, likely not for the better

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    10. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @Nymphomachy @lawnerdbarak and

      and anyway, I cheated to get out I couldn't make the push-up standards at the time but my counter was another airman and he lied that I passed they call it "airman's count" god bless ya, Comrade Moon

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 29 Dec 2019
      Replying to @Nymphomachy @lawnerdbarak and

      A small dragon was witnessed falsifying many of your test results, but just when they were about to start proceedings against you they found you at the top of that pole

      2:34 PM - 29 Dec 2019
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        2. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 29 Dec 2019
          Replying to @arthur_affect @lawnerdbarak and

          along with Meeko from the Pocahontas movie for some grotesquely idiosyncratic but indisputably cute reason

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 29 Dec 2019
          Replying to @Nymphomachy @arthur_affect and

          I mean anachronistic not idiosyncratic

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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