Joni Seidenstein

@artcollisions

Cephalopods, neurons, outer space. Anxious cucumber. Stuff and nonsense. Take everything with a grain of salt. Be generous. Nerd. she/her

Northern Virginia
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2014.

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    In 1851 Charles Darwin described a colony of 6 barnacles that survived by burrowing through the blubber of whales. boasts a colony of 10 barnacles in whale blubber. Do you think you can beat 10?

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    We absolutely love this illustration from ! Join us this Friday from 5:30-7:30pm for a quiet sketching session and be inspired by our collection. For more information, visit our website: 👠✏️

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    It’s only a limousine if it comes from the Limousin region of France; otherwise it’s just a sparkling long boi car

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    28. sij

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    30. sij

    No new cases of on campus, and looking like a modern day plague doctor has been totally normalized. Win/Win!

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    31. sij

    You can also reset your hormones to factory settings by inserting the end of a paperclip into the small hole in the back of your hypothalamus.

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    13. velj 2018.
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    As we say in Germany, if there’s a Nazi at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with 11 Nazis.

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  9. I meant to go to bed early. WTF self. I have a huge list of things to do tomorrow/this week.

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    31. sij

    lol so today this bookstore is having what could be its first health & safety inspection in about 258 years and reader I am crying with laughter they sent a very helpful man who started off super cheery but 1 hour later is acting like he's trapped in a SAW movie

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    We have at least switched over to using reusable bags for produce that can be bought not in plastics. But that was only really an option because I was able to make mesh bags out of tulle I already owned and had a sewing machine to do it with.

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    I imagine this is not the average person's experience, but I just washed part of my bathroom vanity in the dark, wearing a head lamp, because I cannot think of a better way to clean incandescent light bulbs. (CFLs keep breaking ... in the bathroom... is it the steam?)

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    2. velj

    little miss flint is rlly the embodiment of how long ppl will ignore black communities in need. tht lil girl is approaching high school age. She was 8 when she started.

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    Odgovor korisnicima i sljedećem broju korisnika:

    Except for the issue that Ferris is a monster.

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  16. omg me too! I know this is first world problems, but I feel better if I eat salad/veggies and those mixed greens taste so much better with arugula.

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    I love the brain enamel pins by . I wear mine on my lanyard, great convo starter w/colleagues about . I was inspired to bead a brain for my daughter using a purple flower for her. Not sure if it’ll be a medallion or a barrette.

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    cute squid emergency cute squid emergency cute squid emergency cute squid emergency cute squid emergency

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    I wish my deep knowledge of squid was even like half as useful to my friend Chrissy as her knowledge of being a professional doctor is helpful to me. But one day, we don’t know, maybe she’ll be in some kind of squid emergency & I’ll be there for her. I swear I’m gonna be there.

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    80s movies are like a pit of despair. Except for the one with an actual pit of despair, of course.

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