sometimes im lazy and just tell ppl im vegetarian and then they see me eat seafood and I'm like uhh I mean pescatarian then they hear me say I LOVE LAMB and I'm like fine i lied i do eat meat then they offer me beef and im like no u have to prepare it special like kosher but not
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then they ask me where they can get special halal bacon for me and i regret ever talking to anyone
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Replying to @arshia__
A friend once asked me if eggs were halal and my brain imploded LOL
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Replying to @badtameez_beti
someone once asked me if parm was halal and I said haha of course!! it's just milk product!!! and he looked at me unsure if I was delusional or daft
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