arshia

he ghosted me

every once in a while it occurs to me that my teammates only really know me as a giant floating head

every dude programmer who decides not to follow me is my hero

manager is on vacation this week. i feel wild, free, uncontrollable even

can't sleep bc i keep waiting for this guy to text me back on kijiji

takes me 3 secs to compose a dumb tweet and 3 days and counting to make a simple request of my landlord, love this economy

graduated with 2 yrs of silicon valley work experience and a bachelors degree in computers but did at any point my foolish school think to teach me landlording 101? No

im in a really bad place right now, not mentally, just got followed by like 50 dude programmers

favorite post-dinner snack is lemon ginger tea with a lemon ginger cookie snap :)

if and when I move away from here this is gonna be the #1 reason why lmao you all rly can't mind your own business

I moved to north america over 5 yrs ago and im still grossed out by how much americans & canadians insert and center themselves in any political narrative that doesn't already involve them. they are literally so socially, culturally, politically obsessed w themselves

newsletters are under-read but blogs are too public, tweets are too short and facebook is too dead. ig captions don't support hyperlinks and nyt won't accept my op ed pitches so I'm fucked I guess rip

actually v curious to know how many people actually read newsletters? even if I think someone is cool and subscribe to their newsletter I rarely read it because the state of my inbox is constantly somewhere between hell and.....medium hellhttps://twitter.com/arshia__/status/1223698147676913667 …

the number of white guys responding to this in relief pls stop embarrassing yourself

high-key want to start a newsletter because I want an excuse to regularly write but at this pt im genuinely concerned that all of my intellect is tweet sized

he may be a ho for vim but at least he's well equipped with a variety of carbs