If you haven’t said “Let’s construct an assemblage” are you even having sex?
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'Christ!', I muttered
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My naked body is animal-like. Less like a a bird trapped in a house, more like a hippopotamus trapped in a branch of Greggs.
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Ooh! I haven’t heard the word ‘bonking’ in a while. That dates you.
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That geographically pins him too lol I think. I’ve never heard it here in the colonies at least.
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Torn between this and the bloke thinking of philosphers as she tries to gets his keks off...
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Most prose that goes out of my office is technical and dull, but I still force all new youths we hire to read Politics and the English Language…
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“Let’s construct an assemblage”
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