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@arletterocks

Most problems are motorcycle soluble.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2007.

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    22. pro 2019.

    Personal mascot for the year 2020: found.

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    Mount Harvard2 LosAngeles located at 34.212944,-118.062164. Altitude: 1655m

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    Help, my cat is perfect

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    I am internet for a living and I am good at email, she announced, trying real hard to ignore that seven-year-old blue dot

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    Welp sorry Live Nation, thanks to that anecdote I finally got around to reading your follow-up email

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    This friend had somehow lived in LA for years without ever seeing a standup show and good lord, was I relieved when after spending like fifty whole bucks I looked over to see my friend cry-laughing at the gangly weirdo in a suit I’d chosen to represent all of comedy.

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    I only have a few things to crow about but one was like six or seven years ago when a friend was like, I’ve never been to a comedy show, and I went WHAT and got us tickets to a comedian I was hyped on and that’s how his first comedy show was right up front for John Mulaney.

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  10. 31. sij

    Incident reporting, but it's strident alarms from the cat alerting you that the Roomba is running just like you told it to

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  11. 31. sij

    The author also dries his brakes in the oven!

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  12. 31. sij

    I am only on page five of this 1973 book on trail riding and the author has already noted that you can weigh a dirt bike on two bathroom scales, one under each wheel.

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    Who do I gotta blow to get a reputation for blowing people around here?

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  14. 30. sij

    I, too, would claw through roiling coal smog and batter myself against a handkerchief-size window until I could gain entry in order to drape myself across those cheekbones.

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  15. 30. sij

    Woof, I’d forgotten the pleasure of watching light cling lovingly to the planes of Cillian Murphy’s face in “Peaky Blinders.”

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  16. 29. sij

    PEEEEEEEEEEOPLE LIKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS

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  17. 29. sij
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    29. sij

    GONZO: Thank you very much. Thank you. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I will eat this rubber tire to the music of "The Flight of the Bumblebee." Music, Maestro. WALDORF: He's doing it. He's eating a tire. STATLER: Amazing! WALDORF: Astounding! STATLER: Boring!

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  19. 29. sij

    Excuse me, I am not quite done freaking out: THEY RE-RELEASED "TRUE STORIES" AS PART OF THE CRITERION COLLECTION THE DAY AFTER MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY.

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  20. 29. sij

    OH JEEZ THEY EVEN RELEASED A TRAILER FOR THE SOUNDTRACK

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  21. 28. sij

    It's also important if you wanted to hear Talking Heads songs sung at studio quality by the likes of John Goodman and Pop Staples. (What even was that movie? Did David Byrne even eat in the '80s or just do coke?!)

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