Arjun Basu

@arjunbasu

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Montreal
Joined October 2008

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  1. I put on my bike gear and hopped on my bike and almost ran over a girl I once dated and I apologized, but she just looked at me and laughed.

  2. The have fallen so far they now reward failure. Just because.

  3. This is me admitting I hate writing which is why I do it. I guess.

  4. We were in the type of restaurant that had cottage cheese on the menu. She said, How did we become this? I ordered sliced cantaloupe as well

  5. She sat next to me and I bought her a drink and we talked and flirted into the evening. How many families are we willing to ruin? she asked.

  6. RIP Merle Haggard. What a run you had.

  7. Retweeted

    What does ask himself? Read his story and share your own.

  8. My son called. We hadn't spoken in a long while. Your mom and I just had sex, I told him. When he complained, I said, We had really hot sex.

  9. Retweeted

    Albertson's had it with these muthaf*ckin horses on these muthaf*ckin streets.

  10. She took my hands and studied them. Something was happening. Something I’d wanted since I’d first met her. Look at those cuticles, she said.

  11. An empty disco garage. Repeatedly getting punched in the face. Horses. Part two of a new short story up

  12. The most SEO friendly blog title I have ever written. It's more than clickbait. It's clicktrap.

  13. I wrote a short story last week. But it was long. So this week it's time for Part 2. Here:

  14. I’m actually really proud of this line. For real.

  15. So Rupert Murdoch is going out Mick Jagger's ex. And his ex is going out with...Vladimir Putin. What a world.

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