I reinstalled twitter on my phone just so I could share this video of my dog. I’m CRYING.
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Taylor with the only 3 people who got to buy tickets to the eras tour thanks to Ticketmaster
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Just a cool 16,298 people in front of me for Taylor tix 😩 my friend got in the room to pick seats and then it kicked her out. Burn ticketmaster to the ground.
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I remember when I was asked to surprise Nick Jonas with cupcakes for his birthday during an interview and then the internet yelled at me for trying to kill a man with diabetes.
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you have to understand working at buzzfeed from 2014-2017 was like being a part of the suicide squad
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true except queen quinta
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it’s worth noting that everybody who worked at buzzfeed between 2013 and 2016 is deeply cursed
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I got my vaccine shot the same day I scheduled my appointment. Hope this helps out some NYers!
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I have watched this 4000000 times
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We’re watching the season 11 reunion and he just yelled at the screen “shut up Ru’s talking” ⚰️⚰️⚰️
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Been watching nonstop Drag Race while in Canada and I’m pretty sure my boyfriend is now a Stan.
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today was the day my dog realized she's too big to fit under the couch
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We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you... 13/10
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You can follow lulu on Instagram and see that she’s not a possessed demon instagram.com/lulu_bernedood
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Heard the Instagram loop giveaways have gone from cash and Pelotons to CARS 🤯
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Sorry if this is a dumb question: But with NYC lockdown, does that mean postal deliveries still work as of Monday? Amazon, FreshDirect, online shopping? Can I drop things off at the post office? Do I sound like a moron?
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My friend is a PA at a hospital in NY and she said she couldn't get a seat on the bus yesterday. So much for social distancing.
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Went to the grocery store and repeated this to my boyfriend over and over. He hates me.
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an inspiration. remember when trump didn't re-hire a pandemic team? cool. deffo an inspiration my dude.
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Hello, let's have a press conference on the national emergency of coronavirus and remember don't shake han...DO YOU NOT KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE
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Madison, run far away and never look back. You don’t need this toxicity in your life. #TheBachelor
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“Not ONE person thought my weight loss was alarming—and neither did I. When you're fat and you lose weight, people see this as a success because ‘skinny’ equals ‘positive’. But guess what - fat people can be anorexic too.” health.com/mind-body/losi
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Things ppl yelled at the rowdy cats screening tonight:
“You shall not pounce!”
“PARASITE IS OVER”
“Why will no one get JHud a tissue?”
“DENCH DENCH DENCH DENCH”
“YAS daddy tap dance till you die!”
“This is the best movie I’ve seen in a long time.”
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Her boyfriend asked her how to cook, she told him I’ll teach you but only in one condition:
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Wow finally catching up on #TheBachelorABC and Kelley tells no lies!! “Why is he rewarding the drama?” THATS WHAT IM SAYIN!
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