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@aribraverman

Senior Experience Designer, X1 // Founding member // Ultra Marathoner // Space Camp alumna // Feminist

Philadelphia, PA
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Joined March 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 13

    All I want in 2017 is a horse and a motorcycle and glitter nails and the destruction of the patriarchy.

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  2. May 11

    “If Robocop ate nothing but All-Bran and tyres, this is what his turds would look like.”

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  3. May 9

    Cetacean personal trainers who run a beachside crossfit gym: Endolphins

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    Apr 25

    RT for 7 years good luck

    79 replies 10,361 retweets 7,864 likes
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    And. The homeowners were given a budget of $1000, hence the shoddy work. Scripps, who owns HGTV is worth $4.4 billion.Sound familiar?(17/15)

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    This is what the is doing to healthcare. ACA wasn't perfect, but the AHCA is a hot glue promise that will burn your house down (16/15)

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  11. May 4
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    TL;DR You can’t fix a house in 2 days. Anyone who promises otherwise is selling a tinderbox of hot glue that *you* have to live in (15/15)

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  12. May 4
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    So the only people stuck in the house of hgtv horrors are the people who bought into the snake oil of “better, cheap, and quick!” (14/15)

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  13. May 4
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    at the end of the weekend, Frank & Hildi get to go home where nothing is held together with glue sticks or carcinogenic spraypaint (13/15)

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  14. May 4
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    It’s a house, still. But not one you’d want to live in. Or that the fire department would let you live in. (12/15)

  15. May 4
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    but sure. technically, they redecorated a house in a weekend. (11/15)

  16. May 4
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    And not just a few. 8 seasons & 5 spinoffs of homeowners knowingly let a stranger in their house and fuck it up in a matter of hours (10/15)

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    knowing their living room would be turned into the break room at Hobby Lobby. (9/15)

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    It always shocked me that after the first season, people continued to sign up for this show (8/15)

  19. May 4
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    the damage caused by an actor w/ chainsaw turning a structural beam into a palm tree in their new tiki lounge/laundry room. (7/15)

  20. May 4
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    Now homeowners that had a totally livable house have to choose between living in a berserker craft project or paying a pro to fix (6/15)

  21. May 4
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    and the bathroom is wallpapered in fake flowers stapled to the wall that will trap moisture/mold/poop smell indefinitely. (5/15)

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