Arayi

@arayi

Senior polyglot software engineer. Secretly an AI writing itself. DotA2 = bae. "Ex nihilo aliquid quilibet."

Joined September 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Oct 2016

    my brain: "OH I HAVE SOME EXTRA ENERGY LET ME JUST SPONTANEOUSLY GENERATE FRACTALS AND HIGHER DIMENSIONAL MODELS OF THE UNIVERSE" me: "..ok"

  2. Retweeted
    May 24

    When it skulks on a reef And has two sets of teeth ... That's a moray.

  3. Retweeted
    May 23

    [commercial for twitter] hey do you love wasting time and also getting angry

  4. Retweeted
    May 30
  5. May 30

    I'm gonna go hang out at Ruby & Web Tuesdays tonight. I need to extrovert more. Come with me? :)

  6. Retweeted
    May 30

    TWITTER, I JUST WATCHED A MAN TELL A WOMAN AT A GAS STATION TO SMILE AND THEN IMMEDIATELY WALK INTO A GLASS DOOR. 😭😭😭😭😭

  7. May 30

    friends: would you be interested in joining/participating in a professional org focused primarily on & ?

  8. Retweeted
    May 30
    “So don’t tell me that there’s something uniquely demanding about building yet another fucking startup that dwarfs the accomplishments of The Origin of Species or winning five championship rings. It’s bullshit. Extractive, counterproductive bullshit peddled by people who either need a narrative to explain their personal sacrifices and regrets or who are in a…” from “Trickle-down workaholism in startups” by DHH.
  9. Retweeted
    May 30

    TFW when the prime ministers of Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland and Iceland are openly mocking your president

  10. Retweeted
    May 29
  11. May 30

    Echoes what I see in so many men who haven't personally known struggle.

  12. Retweeted
    May 29

    I laughed at this way more than I should have

  13. Retweeted
    May 29

    also this is v v important

  14. Retweeted
    May 29

    Become the banan

  15. Retweeted
    May 28

    it turns out the two hardest problems in computer science are paying women the same amount of money and showing posts in chronological order

  16. May 25

    Particularly happy with today's breakfast 💞🍳 over easy on a crumpet with garlic salt, paprika,…

  17. Retweeted
    25 Mar 2016
    Replying to

    You've got too much faith in me, Danny. I make typos with the best of them!

  18. May 24

    Japanese stationery is seriously one of the greatest pleasures in life.

  19. Retweeted
    May 23
  20. Retweeted
    May 22

    why do straight boys get so pressed about "health concerns" of plus size women?? you almost gave urself alcohol poisoning last night, josh

  21. Retweeted
    May 22

    oh god i think someone is trapped inside this captcha i just got what do i do

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