Arayi

@arayi

Senior polyglot software engineer. Secretly an AI writing itself. DotA2 = bae. "Ex nihilo aliquid quilibet."

San Francisco, CA
github.com/arayi
Joined September 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Oct 2016

    my brain: "OH I HAVE SOME EXTRA ENERGY LET ME JUST SPONTANEOUSLY GENERATE FRACTALS AND HIGHER DIMENSIONAL MODELS OF THE UNIVERSE" me: "..ok"

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  2. Retweeted
    May 24

    When it skulks on a reef And has two sets of teeth ... That's a moray.

    471 replies 14,895 retweets 36,820 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 23

    [commercial for twitter] hey do you love wasting time and also getting angry

    210 replies 19,539 retweets 51,364 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 30

    Christ

    He was fired for lying on his application forms, however--not for killing a child with a toy gun.
    1 retweet
  5. May 30

    I'm gonna go hang out at Ruby & Web Tuesdays tonight. I need to extrovert more. Come with me? :)

    1 retweet 2 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 30

    TWITTER, I JUST WATCHED A MAN TELL A WOMAN AT A GAS STATION TO SMILE AND THEN IMMEDIATELY WALK INTO A GLASS DOOR. 😭😭😭😭😭

    619 replies 11,108 retweets 56,990 likes
  7. May 30

    friends: would you be interested in joining/participating in a professional org focused primarily on & ?

  8. Retweeted
    May 30

    “Trickle-down workaholism in startups”,

    “So don’t tell me that there’s something uniquely demanding about building yet another fucking startup that dwarfs the accomplishments of The Origin of Species or winning five championship rings. It’s bullshit. Extractive, counterproductive bullshit peddled by people who either need a narrative to explain their personal sacrifices and regrets or who are in a…” from “Trickle-down workaholism in startups” by DHH.
    28 replies 435 retweets 848 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 30

    TFW when the prime ministers of Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland and Iceland are openly mocking your president

    181 replies 2,250 retweets 4,159 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 29

    Oh

    153 replies 29,879 retweets 37,304 likes
  11. May 30

    Echoes what I see in so many men who haven't personally known struggle.

    Beautifully written piece by Rebecca Solnit on the most-mocked man in the world: (via )
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  12. Retweeted
    May 29

    I laughed at this way more than I should have

    58 replies 3,794 retweets 5,241 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 29

    also this is v v important

    8 replies 54 retweets 204 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 29

    Become the banan

    356 replies 25,952 retweets 72,518 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 28

    it turns out the two hardest problems in computer science are paying women the same amount of money and showing posts in chronological order

    119 replies 16,366 retweets 41,591 likes
  16. May 25

    Particularly happy with today's breakfast 💞🍳 over easy on a crumpet with garlic salt, paprika,…

    1 reply 1 like
  17. Retweeted
    25 Mar 2016
    Replying to

    You've got too much faith in me, Danny. I make typos with the best of them!

    10 replies 26 retweets 259 likes
  18. May 24

    Japanese stationery is seriously one of the greatest pleasures in life.

  19. Retweeted
    May 23

    What a story. RIP

    555 replies 29,246 retweets 55,053 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 22

    why do straight boys get so pressed about "health concerns" of plus size women?? you almost gave urself alcohol poisoning last night, josh

    123 replies 12,433 retweets 39,817 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 22

    oh god i think someone is trapped inside this captcha i just got what do i do

    259 replies 10,502 retweets 29,183 likes

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