7) Metroid Dread
Did the controller swap strat. PB'd by 6 seconds when I went into Raven Beak at 12 seconds behind.
12 Hz feels like such a more powerful turbo compared to 10 Hz that I was scared I accidentally turned the Horipad to 20 Hz until I framecounted the recording
like truly what am I afraid of? losing a couple seconds on the controller swap screen? you save that much by having 12 Hz weave instead of 10 Hz weave, charlotte, you fool
6) Metroid Dread
This was the run that has completely sold me over to controller swap strats. I'm going to start doing Itorash to credits on the Horipad original. Being on PB pace and missing gold skip because my hand seized up while trying to mash out on HP+ is a night-ruiner.
Thinking about how I literally had no facial hair at all until I was 20 so if I'd realized I was trans just a little bit earlier I could have dodged the issue entirely
We don’t need to romanticize everything, bc it’s all fun and games until you’re pulling strands of hair from your butt crack after you washed your hair in the shower <<<<<<😭😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️
Honestly I think the best thing about having long hair is that after you shower you almost always have a hair in your butt crack. Pulling it out is such a satisfying feeling. Don’t @ me
So, I've gotta ask the question we're all wanting to ask. How long does it take Rapunzel to get hair outta her butt crack in the shower? Like hours. Right?
Shower thoughts: the worst part of having long hair BY FAR is having to fish 3 foot tangled strands of hair out of my butt crack in or directly after the shower that somehow feel like they are attached to my brain stem
Nurture your hair and grow it out so it can abandon you in the shower and flee to your butt crack where it hangs out with its friend hairs and smokes cigarettes.
Sorry in advance for tweeting this, BUT –
I genuinely feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t have long hair and doesn’t get to experience the satisfaction of pulling a hair out of their butt crack in the shower 💀💀💀
I asked my mom if when she was younger and had long hair she would get hair stuck in her butt crack after washing her hair in the shower and she said that has NEVER happened to her and I think she’s lying lol