My Siri pasta cooking experience circa 3 min ago… Me: *pops pasta in boiling pot* Set a timer for 2 minutes Siri: *blank stare* Me: Set a timer for 1 minute 50 seconds Siri: *blank stare* Me: Set timer for 1m 40s Siri: *blank stare* Me: Oh, fuck it! *opens the clock app*
Replying to @zakenbaas
s/^(.*?)$/*presses and holds the Siri button* $1/gs
6:01 AM - 29 Mar 2018
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