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Aral Balkan
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I mainly post on my blog at https://ar.al  (RSS: https://ar.al/index.xml ) and interact on my Mastodon https://mastodon.ar.al . Please follow me there.

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    Aral Balkan‏ @aral 19 Nov 2017

    Aral Balkan Retweeted Mashable

    It’s not a desk. It’s a fucking suitcase that you put your fucking laptop on. And it’s ugly. Like your mom.https://twitter.com/mashable/status/932358074098057216 …

    Aral Balkan added,

    1:30
    MashableVerified account @mashable
    Work on-the-go with this suitcase that doubles as a desk pic.twitter.com/yBslw5eqY3
    1:29 PM - 19 Nov 2017
    • 5 Retweets
    • 35 Likes
    • Kat 🌚 RITCHRD Ali Victor Morel Adam Dawkins Patrick McNeil Philippe Elsass Ryan 🚷👍🐶 Beth Goldsworthy
    13 replies 5 retweets 35 likes
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      2. 0xADADA  🏴‏ @0xADADA 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @aral

        too harsh man

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      3. Aral Balkan‏ @aral 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @0xADADA

        😱

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      4. 0xADADA  🏴‏ @0xADADA 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @aral

        agreed though, it looks like a rubbish bin.

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      1. Atte‏ @atteniem 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @aral

        Any possible hike in productivity is immediately negated by the noise from the roaring laughter of other travelers.

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      1. Kaerren‏ @Kaerren 20 Nov 2017
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        Hahaha! Don't hold back. Say what you really think, Aral.

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      1. Adam Dawkins‏ @adamdawkins 20 Nov 2017
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        I love how the video implies that’s the right height to work at 🙈

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      1. Yves Peters‏ @BaldCondensed 19 Nov 2017
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        Also, remind me, why exactly is it called a *lap*top? And what’s the difference with a *desk*top? 😉

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      1. Joseph Rooks‏ @JosephRooks 19 Nov 2017
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        It looks like a trash can which is great so you can dump all of your dignity in it before you use it in public

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      1. Phaedrus‏ @Stardustman42 19 Nov 2017
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        Aluminium is probably the worst material for luggage.

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      1. The Simulation is Real‏ @oldhayeasplay 19 Nov 2017
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        Made me laugh out loud. Ya got me.

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      1. Sensible Content Provider 'Richard Pavmel'‏ @redrichie 19 Nov 2017
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        Also, why does every moment have to be productive, ffs. Everything about that is bad.

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      1. rwingstem‏ @wwiggie 19 Nov 2017
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        Mom has nothing to do w it.

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      1. Lot Oostveen 🐰‏ @LotNote 19 Nov 2017
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        Let’s keep the moms out of this, please.

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      1. Raven‏ @Raven80504432 19 Nov 2017
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        You're going to end up with some unpleasant lower back, neck & shoulder pain using that thing.

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      1. Taylor Miles‏ @tayloramiles 19 Nov 2017
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        Didn't have to bring Mom Into it. It is ugly...

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