Historians will no doubt marvel at how the US electorate, in the early 21st century, chose a literal dick—an actual penis—as president.
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Semi? Even that is too generous.
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Aral, I love you.
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You forgot *flacid Damn autocorrect

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I must admit, I personally don't have the balls to express what you just did. And I salute you for it a thousand times.
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Not even
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