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Aral Balkan
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I mainly post on my blog at https://ar.al  (RSS: https://ar.al/index.xml ) and interact on my Mastodon https://mastodon.ar.al . Please follow me there.

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    1. Aral Balkan‏ @aral 31 May 2017

      This is where we’re at.pic.twitter.com/jG3qZeX1HV

      3 replies 10 retweets 19 likes
      Aral Balkan‏ @aral 31 May 2017

      Aral Balkan Retweeted Aral Balkan

      The only reason the aliens haven’t invaded yet is because why destroy the best comedy show this side of Alpha Centauri?https://twitter.com/aral/status/870027278939545601 …

      Aral Balkan added,

      Aral Balkan @aral
      This is where we’re at. pic.twitter.com/jG3qZeX1HV
      2:23 PM - 31 May 2017
      • 17 Retweets
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      • Myth Addict Mateusz Stawecki ☀️Lars Boelen 🌍 Melissa Jo Peltier Larisa Mesinovic 🦄 Dave Rix Jane MercerWeiss 🇬🇧 PaulStPancras #Remain #NHS 🇪🇺 De. Skrl.
      3 replies 17 retweets 40 likes
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        2. Aral Balkan‏ @aral 31 May 2017
          Replying to @aral

          Aral Balkan Retweeted Aral Balkan

          Literally, you know there’s a ship-full of Greys somewhere pointing and laughing their asses off uncontrollably as we speak. You know it.https://twitter.com/aral/status/870027971637260290 …

          Aral Balkan added,

          Aral Balkan @aral
          Replying to @aral
          The only reason the aliens haven’t invaded yet is because why destroy the best comedy show this side of Alpha Centauri? https://twitter.com/aral/status/870027278939545601 …
          3 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
        3. Melissa Jo Peltier‏Verified account @MelissaJPeltier 31 May 2017
          Replying to @aral

          I hope they catch their breaths and invade soon. Even an anal probe isn't this bad.

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        4. Aral Balkan‏ @aral 31 May 2017
          Replying to @MelissaJPeltier

          Sadly, if they’re anything like us, we’d be hanging from meat hooks.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        5. Melissa Jo Peltier‏Verified account @MelissaJPeltier 31 May 2017
          Replying to @aral

          Since we are by far the most destructive species on the planet, law of averages says they might not be so bad.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        6. Aral Balkan‏ @aral 31 May 2017
          Replying to @MelissaJPeltier

          I choose to share your optimism for the sake of my mental health :)

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        7. Melissa Jo Peltier‏Verified account @MelissaJPeltier 31 May 2017
          Replying to @aral

          Hey, if their civilization survived enough years to crack Speed of Light travel, they have to have something going for them.

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Larisa Mesinovic  🦄‏ @issiies 31 May 2017
          Replying to @aral

          Aliens trying to escape earth ASAP be like:pic.twitter.com/rCRkVcNk6D

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Jane MercerWeiss‏ @radix42 31 May 2017
          Replying to @aral

          man I really hope it is one of those alien broadcast scenarios from scifi, so much better than the other options

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