The only reason the aliens haven’t invaded yet is because why destroy the best comedy show this side of Alpha Centauri?https://twitter.com/aral/status/870027278939545601 …
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The only reason the aliens haven’t invaded yet is because why destroy the best comedy show this side of Alpha Centauri?https://twitter.com/aral/status/870027278939545601 …
Literally, you know there’s a ship-full of Greys somewhere pointing and laughing their asses off uncontrollably as we speak. You know it.https://twitter.com/aral/status/870027971637260290 …
I hope they catch their breaths and invade soon. Even an anal probe isn't this bad.
Sadly, if they’re anything like us, we’d be hanging from meat hooks.
Since we are by far the most destructive species on the planet, law of averages says they might not be so bad.
I choose to share your optimism for the sake of my mental health :)
Hey, if their civilization survived enough years to crack Speed of Light travel, they have to have something going for them.
Press: The President tweeted something utterly stupid. Spicer: Yes, BUT HE DID IT ON PURPOSE!
This is the point where we should all pretend cofveve never happened. Cofveve, you say? Never heard of.
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