I LOLed when I read "make the world safe for......................... capitalism".
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I know, right? I mean, I realise parody is dead, but I still had to check.
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Why isn't HE Sec of State?
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Who knows. Maybe the CEO of Exxon outscored him on the cruelty to kittens test or something.
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Bathing suit competition. Like Wesley Snipes says, "Always bet on black...gold".
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That has got to be one of the most stunning displays of intellectual contortion i've ever read in my life.
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I guess "What Happens When That Smug Libertarian From High School Lucks into a Billion Dollars" wouldn't copy-fit.
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And Ivanka is an environment protection heroine. And white is black. And the Earth is flat.
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machinery of freedom = military
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