Google’s not bringing their A game on this: surely the flypaper should take the opportunity to scan the victim.https://twitter.com/aral/status/733270450743193600 …
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Investors should demand that the flypaper contain NFC to learn about the victim by scanning their cards on impact.https://twitter.com/aral/status/733271002126376960 …
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Hope it saves lives but you can almost hear Google PR exclaim “you used the word ‘flypaper’ to describe one of our products, are you nuts?”
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Flypaper (n): Google’s business model.
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I find this pretty funny until I imagine myself stuck to a stupid Google car hood unable to escape the wall about to crush me.
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@thecreativepenn@verge while fly-papered to the hood, they will be able to access gmail and google searches through voice technology - 1 more reply
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Et voila: The human bumper sticker. What about that for a crumple zone, softens the impact when the car hits the tree.
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I really hope some guys in the Comedy Central are reading this, it is priceless for standup comedy.
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