@aral but your face now smells AMAZING
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@UneditedCrystal Indeed ;)
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@aral My lodger, on two occasions, mistook furniture polish for hairspray. -
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@aral We did tease him about having a shiny head.
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@aral Hairspray under the armpit is a good one to make you feel full retard. -
@shipsandpigs@aral I've been there. -
@shipsandpigs it was the old deodorant / hairspray switcheroo. I gave up with that day.
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@aral Surely spraying *anything* in your face is the issue here...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aral to be fair, I am sure that thing in your hand looked like a gun and you had to eliminate the threat, right?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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