@aral My favourites are Excel ninjas. Nothing says Japanese mercenary like VLOOKUP and a cheeky pivot table.
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@jane_copland Surely the moment you mention that you’re an Excel ninja, you should disappear in a cloud of smoke. Forever, ideally.
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@jane_copland Adorable :)
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@aral What if I’m a ninjutsu practitioner though? -
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@aral I may take it up then. Just some I’m qualified for these “ninja web developer” job openings. And command a higher salary.
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@aral Yes I am. I mean.. . Shhh, who said that?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aral but I have the black pyjamas and everything.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aral: You are most likely not a ninja.” «« Dreams. Shattered.#RealityCheckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aral I'm an Ant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aral Have you seen me around lately? I didn't think so.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aral I can live with that. I'm a rock star ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ceterum_censeo@aral right, I got that too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aral speak for yourself! tse'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aral Can I be a Jedi?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aral Wrong again! *ninja roll*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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