Encounters of the bird kind! "@aral: Seagull glides slowly towards me. We make eye contact. It poops. I dodge."
#truestory
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@aral "Target Balkan acquired at 12 o'clock, commencing bombing run, over."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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