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I mainly post on my blog at https://ar.al  (RSS: https://ar.al/index.xml ) and interact on my Mastodon https://mastodon.ar.al . Please follow me there.

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    Aral Balkan‏ @aral 25 Jan 2013

    Oh, ffs, really? :) https://twitter.com/aralswilly 

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      2. sasha‏ @sashaw 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @aral

        @aral soon your left elbow will have a twitter account.

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      3. Aral Balkan‏ @aral 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @sashaw

        @sashaw Seriously, shh, that’s how these things start! :)

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      2. Julie Sharp‏ @Julieanne 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @aral

        @aral what’s even funnier is the 5 accounts they/it(?!) are following! It’s a compliment really! Kinda!

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      3. Aral Balkan‏ @aral 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @Julieanne

        @Julieanne I have no words :)

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      2. James Dinsdale‏ @molovo 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @aral

        @aral judging by the accounts that it's following, you have a few fans

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      3. Aral Balkan‏ @aral 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @molovo

        @molovo I guess you have to laugh about it :)

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      2. Neil C Ford‏ @neilcford 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @aral

        @aral Should you be concerned that it currently doesn’t have any followers?

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      3. Aral Balkan‏ @aral 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @neilcford

        @neilcford I’m actually rather relieved that it doesn’t, to be honest :)

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      4. Neil C Ford‏ @neilcford 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @aral

        @aral I can imagine how unsettling it would be to discover your willy is being followed by 100s of people.

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      2. Steve Carpenter‏ @stevecarpenter 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @aral

        @aral I'd think I'd just be grateful none of these have gone as far as an avatar

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      3. Aral Balkan‏ @aral 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @stevecarpenter

        @stevecarpenter It’s all about the small mercies :)

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      4. Steve Carpenter‏ @stevecarpenter 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @aral

        @aral Yeah, unless your willy looks like an egg, which would be doubly unfortunate

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      1. zoe_slattery‏ @zoe_slattery 26 Jan 2013
        Replying to @aral

        @aral Yup - I didn't think I'd be the only person that thought of that. And, no, it is not me. I couldn't think of a suitable image.

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      1. Rick Truell‏ @Rick_Truell 25 Jan 2013
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        @aral Wow. Didn't see that coming. Nice to be popular, eh? :-)

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      1.  ☠️ Matt Griffin  ☠️‏ @GriffinArtworks 25 Jan 2013
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        @aral ha ha ha ha ha haaa ha roflmao

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      1. Martin Bean‏ @martinbean 25 Jan 2013
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        @aral Terrible omission of a comma in the name.

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      1. David Storey‏ @dstorey 25 Jan 2013
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        @aral hmm, actually that should have been grocers apostrophe, but butcher fit oh so much better.

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      1. David Storey‏ @dstorey 25 Jan 2013
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        @aral at least no apostrophe is better than a butcher’s apostrophe. Especially considering the subject matter.

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      1. Craig Grannell‏ @CraigGrannell 25 Jan 2013
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        @aral Still, I’m happy to report “Aral Balkan’s willy is not following you (me)”, because that’d be a bit odd.

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      1. Shawna MalviniRedden‏ @BluestMuse 25 Jan 2013
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        @aral Reaaaaaaaaally trying not to giggle over here.

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