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fic writers are just fic readers that couldn't find the fic they wanted to read
i know haku was everyone's first ghibli crush but ashitaka was on some whole other level... when he cut his hair and took his shirt off and bent a sword with his bare hands and called a woman beautiful at sword point and defied god and man... i felt that
remember all the things we wanted / now all our memories are haunted
"my child is fine" your child is posting essays about the ethics of cookies having sex
do u ever think about how lucky you are to have met the people you did on here. literally one random interaction and now you have a whole friend and if that hadn't happened that person would just not be in your life at all but somehow they are.
idk if you guys were around when naruto ended but to this day the biggest plot twist was that orochimaru went from being THE hideous big bad of the series to becoming the beautiful, loving parent of two lovely sons who goes to parent teacher conferences and shit like... iconic
sk8 is so funny because it's a classic buddy buddy sports anime and meanwhile the major villain and his secretary are in season 5 of a classic BL series straight out of 1995
everyone replying to this that they got out before tumblr turned bad is incorrect. 1) tumblr was always this way 2) so is twitter 3) all of us are clowns please accept that
"it's their right to do so as hot people" trigger's brain is SO big
we're legitimately on the verge of discourse over whether a 23 year old postminor can date a 5'2" minor coded 25 year old
and then howl was the full adulthood fantasy of a slightly ditzy and dramatic but pure-hearted and beautiful man with a castle giving you a magical flower garden and oh by the way he can turn into a monster with wings and will cook you breakfast. what chance did we have.
controversial opinion but galo isn't uwu soft baby and lio isn't crazy violent. lio loves people and cares and really only snaps when he loses literally everyone he loves while galo is a mega jock who fights half the cast and wins and whose catch phrase is balls to the wall lol.
i'm off for the weekend but before i go here's an important galo lio for science #promare
at this point my relationship goals are whatever jessie and james were doing
you want vanilla ships to be incest so bad it makes you look stupid
i sent this to my friend after he finished nge and he didn't speak to me for two weeks
btw the song vash is humming to the plants and then starts singing in the dreamscape which he says helps calm him down when he's nervous is KNIVES's piano theme off the new ost (starts at 4:50 in the episode and the motif starts at :10 seconds into the song)
they might be right bc at this point i feel like i need my parents to come back and regulate my screen time so i don't have to see this stuff
if cookies come out of the same oven are they siblings or
In case you didn't know, you can make custom page dividers on ao3!
the fact almost no one else in the tgcf verse knows about xie lian and hua cheng's shared history so it's literally like this shitty scrap god ascended again and IMMEDIATELY the most feared demon king in the three realms decided they were married for no explicable reason
this is still the most relatable naruto has ever been
i can't describe how funny cookie discourse is to me pls dont actually argue about cookies having sex i mmight be hospitalized if you do
me: so it's like joe is in love with cherry who loves joe but also he's still in love with adam who was in love with tadashi who is still in love with adam who thinks he's in love with langa who's in love with reki who's loves him back but they're having issues. get it?
my dog:
this is actually question 37 on the intercource licensing exam hope you all pass
the dub is so good because it makes it clear kray just can't believe his day is going this way like he really was so ready to have the coolest day of his life but by the end he's been beat up by the punk jock kid he hates and his new terrorist boyfriend and looks WRECKED
maybe everyone should take the "yes, i want to see adult content" warning they have to click on ao3 a little more seriously. it didn't walk up to you and force you to look at it. you clicked "yes, i am adult, show me dicks" and you lied. take some responsibility, please.
how great would it be if galo and lio got married and combined their last names into thotia
i genuinely don't know and care only in that it is very very funny
is dark choco wrinkly because he's 40-50 years old or because his dough was overmixed: discuss
anyone else remember those fics with stuff like (A/N: OwO whaaa~!?!?) smattered throughout like seasoning before every significant moment
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Your story/novel/comic or whatever you work on, but you as the author appear at random scenes like this to explain shit
vash being soft af with kids is ruining my wednesday
writers: if you ever need cheering up, please go to the below link, put your ao3 username in the first field and check "has notes" at the bottom and you can read everything people have said when they bookmarked your fic on ao3
archiveofourown.org/bookmarks/sear
"but surely the rest of konoha isn't cool with this?" actually they are so cool with it that they've made orochimaru into a trading card
someone: actually size difference is problematic
me, writing faster: and galo was so big and strong that he could hold lio up in the palm of one hand but like lio was so small that he still had to lean up to kiss galo because galo was that big and
galo: i just wish it was more like *jerking his huge fist back and forth in front of lio's crotch* like yknow
lio: a wha
galo: like a matoi
normalizing dark topics is literally the purpose of fiction, to demonstrate that "dark topics" are intrinsic to human nature and all of us have to contend with that from within and without. grey morality in fiction is what creates empathy in humans. congrats you figured it out. twitter.com/theislandsong/
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"but doesn't naruto hold a grudge over the whole sasuke thing?" no in fact their sons are best friends
please just make it so minors can't view tweets from 18+ accounts and vice versa. please. we were never made to interact with strangers children like this.
hey guys! excited to announce i'm starting a crowdfunding campaign so young people who try to police others online can go outside! with your help and a few dollars, every unsocialized twitter teen that thinks shipping is activism can get the Sun and Fresh Air they need 🌞💕🍃
YES and the new main trio is naruto's son, sasuke and sakura's daughter, and.... orochimaru's handsome lil boy lol
i was in middle school when i started reading skip beat, hoping every month that ren and kyoko were about to confess and now, two college degrees later, they might be about to confess. no one does it like a shojo.
hmmm not to chicken little or anything but probably a good idea to pull fics off ffnet if you guys have any old faves or works you don't want to lose! never a bad time really.
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if god is real he needs to delete his save file
my favorite promare fact is that galo and lio only need one set of uniforms because galo just wears the pants and lio just wears the oversize jacket. that's how u know they're soulmates.
a 23 year old postminor meets a minor coded 5'2" 25 year old on a train. two years ago the postminor was TA for the 25 year old's macroecon class however they first met sixteen years ago at a shrek on ice performance. at what time will the train arrive at the station?
- i don't know4.9%
- let me off the train69.2%
- 6:05pm25.8%
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have you ever wanted to write fic for something just to watch the world burn (bake at 375 for 15 minutes)
yall gotta stop making fun of me for almost getting killed by that rat 😭
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best promare scenes without context:
1. galo powerpoint
2. CONTAIN the lio
3. that lewd sound lio makes + slow motion + lens flare
4. ignis: actually i have a permit
vulcan: this is just a piece of paper with your name on it
5. galo put TWO shirts on we love a man in uniform
takes like this are so funny. just say you couldn't find the fic you wanted to read and you're too lazy to pull out gdocs yourself
and who could forget the time orochimaru attended naruto's wedding? touching, to say the least
i can't believe some of you chose willingly to leave tumblr
no one signs a contract when they get into a fandom. you can write/draw/love whatever you want whenever you want. leave, come back, lurk, hyperfixate. no one should care but you. it literally doesn't matter at all as long as you're having fun.
this is the energy we're putting out for the rest of 2019
1) The coronavirus is killing mostly very elderly people with severe underlying health issues. 2) It spread in Wuhan by chance and high population density NOT any of the crazy racist stuff people are spreading on here. 3) 99% of the stuff in the tag on here is completely fake.
wakabayashi literally saved my life with this interview
if other authors getting praise for their fic is such a traumatic thing for you to witness as an author that it prevents you from having fun, you deeply need to step back from fandom and readjust how you interact with your own creations and those of others.
lio fotia is great bc he simultaneously puts off the energy of a rich fancy lad with impeccable manners and a bike gang boss who would beat you up for free. he's like rose of versailles meets akira but everything is on fire.
that's the exact look i was thinking of... real men don't wear shirts they wear weirdly hot sleeves that cover their cursed arms while exposing their rock solid muscles
If you don't like the way a fic is being written here are three great options for you to explore: 1) don't read it 2) write your own 3) stop talking
wwx: hey so i'm back from the dead to freeball a revenge campaign across china, everyone hates me, i can't cook, most of my memories are gone but i think i killed like... a few thousand of everyone's friends, and the only thing i own is this donkey i stole last week
lwj:
once you learn you cannot fight the beast, there is a kind of solace in its beauty
YOU GUYS KNOW THE FIRST TWEET IS A JOKE RIGHT. RIGHT. ALSO THE SECOND AND THIRD AND FOURTH. but please read trigun that one isn't a joke.
hey i see a lot of confusion about this on here, so i made a quick guide for when it's okay to repost art you don't own and don't have permission to use:
1. never
entry level businessman promare au where lio is an entry level businessman and galo is the firefighter that keeps rescuing him from improbable situations like a minor fire, a stuck elevator, etc, but it turns out lio is just there to commit corporate espionage.
alucard is so hot and the entire plot of castlevania is so unfair to him like his mom dies his dad goes nuts and stabs him he gets woken up from a year long nap because he has to go help a wizard and a drunk guy kill his dad and then they just leave him there?? he's a ten grow up
this is sending me bc everyone just coming into tgcf is gonna start out seeing him dressed up as this elegant bride and then within 3 chapters is gonna realize he's god of rags and grandpa jokes and eating expired food off the dirt
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but what if... and hear me out... you just had two same sex characters be happy together
idk if people picked up on this interaction bc it's an homage to smt that happens in the manga but using it here to pivot to knives distrust of rem is so so fascinating. the flower he's talking about is the one in the room where they find tesla later
"lio wears breadclips" "galo is a weeb" "remi is dating an alligator" promare staff it does not matter what you throw at me. i will find a way to make it work. you are weak. i was born in cursed content. molded by it.
"why can't men just be FRIENDS anymore why do you people have to make everything GAY" please just admit to yourself you're scared of that one time your dick jumped when your bro had his shirt off
who would win: the twin who can make infinite knife tentacles who did a genocide at the age of one and spent the next hundred and fifty years creating a cult religion for himself and recruiting an elite band of cybernetic human hybrids OR the twin who is a cute silly little guy
screenshot because i don't want to dog pile but it didn't actually leave kudos or comments, even though it said it did. someone tested it even while they were logged in and it didn't do either.
yes i love all the characters in castlevania. isaac, isaac's demon, isaac's other demon, isaac's demon army, isaac's mirror, isaac's other mirror, isaac's new robe, the guy that made isaac tea, isaac's cool knife, isaac's boots,
"i don't ship this but—" STOP.. STOP. SHHHH....hH.. i don't CARE im out here with one horny braincell and one sad braincell and they conspired to make this and neither of them CARE if you don't ship the pairing you just read 12,000 words of prison sex pollen smut about!! god!!!!
saving my genshin teapot designs so here's my ghibli island (green load, easy mod)
replica id: 9205974799
lio in full armor watching galo show up half naked to give a powerpoint
#sk8spoilers thank you finale for giving me the definitive ainosuke/tadashi height diff
the reason i love trigun so much is that it has such a kind message in a world of shonens that go "yeah friendship idk" this silly (LONELY, DEEPLY IN PAIN) guy is right: loving people IS enough. in every version of trigun so far, it's been enough for him. let him have his win.
watch sk8 the infinity, the anime about skateboarding, for the subplot about perjury and government corruption that resolves into a 90s BL angst set up with the main villain asking his sad dog-secretary to marry him
another day another tweet about how "you can only like enemies to lovers if they're enemies bc in high school one of them accidentally tripped the other in the lunch line and everyone laughed." please be less boring. i'd rather tear my eyes out than read that.
you would think by now zine projects would realize the only thing that can cause more of a mess than the head mod stealing $27k is trying to police what your contributors draw in their personal time
two characters: *understand each other, share experiences, become equals the way no else ever will be to either of them*
me: yes
the same characters: *get scars in similar places from injuries significant to each other and their character development*
me: YES YES YES YES YES Y
at one point his son even stands up in front of the class and gives a little speech about how orochimaru might have done some not great stuff but that's all behind him now and i lost it... he killed a whole hokage
no but honestly, anger on the internet is appealing. it will get you followers, give you a righteous high, and it's easy. it's also wholly corruptive to your own mental health and real life relationships, ephemeral, useless, and shameful. best to stop before that's all you are.
it costs nothing to be nice about ship preferences while we watch everything else in society teeter on a terrifying brink, and that's true the rest of the time, too. it shows such vast emotional unintelligence and petty cruelty to be rude to strangers over anything in fandom.