alex pretzlav

@apretz

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    31 Jan 2016

    Ideal yes yes no material

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
  2. Jun 6

    . on : Michelle Obama speaking at WWDC

    1 like
  3. Jun 5
    Replying to

    Oh look now Apple joined the fun:

    1 like
  4. Jun 2

    Lifehack: listen to David Bowie.

    1 reply 4 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Pinboard has acquired Delicious. Sic transit gloria fundi 💸

    125 replies 772 retweets 1,515 likes
  6. May 23

    Hitting the ground running back at work after a long vacation.

    5 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 18
    Replying to

    Google Inbox is a massive legacy system rewrite where halfway through they agree it'll never be done so "let's just maintain 2 apps forever"

    4 replies 3 retweets 26 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 15

    This thread: if you thought you'd seen the worst of tech misogyny get ready for uploadvr's condom-strewn sex closet

    WHAT THE FUCK:
    4 replies 85 retweets 64 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 13

    Sorry but this GIF needs to be on your timeline

    77 replies 4,971 retweets 5,270 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 3
    Replying to

    "did u get that email i sent u" "possibly"

    26 replies 85 retweets 438 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 3

    Came into the office and was greeted with this 🌵

    1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
  12. Retweeted
    28 Jun 2012

    Everything happens so much

    266 replies 37,583 retweets 30,858 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Apr 29
    Replying to

    If you don't know what a Sous Vide is, it's French for "Food Dildo"

    4 replies 27 retweets 128 likes
  14. Apr 28

    🤔

    2 likes
  15. Apr 22

    nothing makes me quite as angry as websites that make it impossible to use

    1 reply 4 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    108 replies 5,429 retweets 13,441 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Apr 20

    oh my god

    155 replies 1,188 retweets 1,807 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 15
    Replying to

    I still can't figure out what cheddar is

    1 retweet
  19. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    A round of applause for baseball cat

    378 replies 17,104 retweets 32,828 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Apr 12

    If I get dragged off this united flight film it in landscape

    16 replies 272 retweets 1,296 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Hello, ask me about how i had a tech job offer rescinded in retaliation for trying to negotiate a fair wage

    Hello please memorize this crucial set of grafs on . When women negotiate, THEY MAY NOT GET THE JOB.
    1 reply 23 retweets 22 likes

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