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  1. 25 May 2013

    Dammit, how'd they find out...

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  2. 27 Mar 2013

    iWatch? More like I Watch you all freak out over rumors.

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  3. 26 Jan 2013

    We're releasing beta 5 less than 24 hours before expiration to essentially say "FUCK YOU" to everyone running beta 4.

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  4. 3 Jan 2013

    Oh, so apparently "." Hey guess what? . GUESS WHICH IS MORE LIKELY?

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    Replying to

    : officially trending.

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  6. 2 Jan 2013

    We had an "incident" today involving [REDACTED]. It went something like this.

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  7. 1 Jan 2013

    We're introducing new tech that makes your mind "just know" when you get an alert: you don't need sounds now, so we permanently enabled DND.

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  8. 15 Dec 2012

    We've enlisted Scott Forstall on a mission as a Google limo driver. His task: pick up Eric Shmidt and use Apple Maps to drive him somewhere.

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  9. 29 Nov 2012

    iTunes 11: Coming in October. End of October: LOLNO. November. Day before the last day of November: Enjoy.

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  10. 20 Nov 2012

    iTunes 11 - coming soon to DVD and video. OR NOT LOLOLOLOL.

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  11. 29 Oct 2012

    Firing Scott Forstall was the best decision ever. Can't wait until that pain in the ass is out of our offices.

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  12. 4 Oct 2012

    Facebook's accomplishment today is no match for the power of the Ping side.

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  13. 28 Sep 2012

    Sorry we've been inactive. iOS 6 Maps took us way off-course and lengthened our vacation on accident.

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  14. 18 Sep 2012

    Oh, you want to update to iOS 6 tomorrow? Good luck. Our servers are worse than your netbook from 2006.

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  15. 11 Sep 2012

    Who's excited for the iPhone event? I bet you're thinking it's tomorrow. The "5" actually stood for five hours of a troll face onscreen.

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  16. 6 Aug 2012

    Introducing the new iOS 6 beta 3. Can't download it? Good! That's the idea.

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  17. 31 Jul 2012

    Samsung is even wanting their name to come before ours. I'm reminded of the first grade.

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  18. 30 Jul 2012

    Those Samsung idiots will never learn.

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  19. 29 Jul 2012

    So you've all seen those two-tone iPhone "leaks." Yeah... We're kinda paying some people to "leak" those and distract you...

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