Andrew Pontious

@apontious

It’s all fun and toe beans until the claws come out. “You are Bad.” — Icon courtesy

San Francisco
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Joined July 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 5

    Are you tough? Are you tough enough To handle To handle My Weaponized Fluff.

    4 likes
  2. 1 hour ago

    Took me several minutes to find that previous link, some spent scrolling, some spent laughing at and favoriting more of my own tweets.

  3. 1 hour ago

    I still think about this tweet a lot.

    A site where women can review male allies called Welp
    2 likes
  4. 1 hour ago

    lol this whole thread is why I’m on Twitter.

    Tonight someone I met on Twitter gave me a used toaster. I have Arrived.
    1 like
  5. 2 hours ago

    Need a Halloween costume? Fake fangs + vcenter shirt = VMpire

    5 retweets 19 likes
  6. 2 hours ago

    If you want proof women can do the job in tech, I’ve got your example right here.

  7. 2 hours ago

    And I’m still learning.

  8. 2 hours ago

    One of my self-assigned duties is to *help them*. Give ’em room, don’t obstruct them, don’t treat them any different.

    1 like
  9. 2 hours ago

    One of the coolest things about my company: lots of women engineers, *and* tech managers. Women are *running the show*.

    1 like
  10. 3 hours ago

    I didn’t like most 80s music when it was the 80s.

    1 like
  11. 8 hours ago

    I’m beginning to dread Swift Language posts.

    2 likes
  12. 19 hours ago

    Why is this box lecturing me??

    3 retweets 22 likes
  13. Oct 16

    ALERT: a cute cat picture has been formally requested.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  14. Oct 16

    And it did! The world is rewarding my evil tendencies.

    2 likes
  15. Oct 16

    I’m not above blackmail if it results in cute cat pictures.

    2 likes
  16. Oct 16

    694 retweets 1,026 likes
  17. Oct 16

    Big-O Algorithm Complexity Cheat Sheet (via , a few months ago :-)

    14 retweets 27 likes
  18. Oct 16

    It’s OK if I only agree with Trump about SNL being unfunny right?

    2 likes
  19. Oct 16

    Little parking + no one wanting to walk = car shenanigans.

  20. Aug 4

    So: in other news, recommendations for backup power units?

    2 retweets 1 like
  21. Oct 16

    I’ve *really* got to get myself that backup power unit.

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