🔆 Aryan, Son of Apollo  🔆

I'm confused by how horny you are a lot, at least on Twitter, but honestly we're here for it. I think you're down on yourself way more than you deserve and I wish we got to watch Star Wars together before the semester ended so abruptly

I haven't gotten to talk to you before but you seem pretty chill and your Twitter is nice

We haven't talked before either but you're also very cool and we have a lot of similar interests so I'm glad I know you :)

I feel bad because you keep sending me memes on Instagram but it feels weird to respond to random daily memes. You have a lot of weird thoughts about things that I don't fully agree with but you're 200% a homie and you've helped me through some really tough conflicts

It's sad to see you graduate, I hope you can make lots of friends beyond college and be super happy and successful. Just remember to take it easy and not make everything super serious, relax and have fun :)

I'm gonna beat you next time in bracket if you go randoms against me, I swear upon my honor. Also I really really like your hair, it looks super cool and I have nothing bad to say about you because you've been really kind and nice to me :)

It's such a shame that you graduated right before I got to UMass bro, we coulda kicked ass. I think you're a little too hard on me with my thoughts about Pit and smash but you're a homie through and through. Thanks for looking out for me bro

I feel like you get memed on a lot more than you deserve but unfortunately it doesn't help that you meme a lot of things about yourself. You're a great buddy, I just hope you stand up for yourself a bit more :)