🔆 Aryan, Son of Apollo  🔆

@thepartybardd hasn't tweeted in forever, maybe it's time to become the next bard

You ain't bard enough to take this throne, don't challenge the superiority of my bitchcraft

Ah, I humbly apologize, you have been gone adventuring for so long I feared you had perished along the way. If you are taking applications for another party member however, I am available, in more ways than one... ;) (Did I do a bard?)

....You live.....this time. I've been busy. I've been doin...things......stuff..... et cetera. The life of an immortal artist is never dull. I suppose I might have let my crown rust some....maybe, but I guess I better get back in the field. Thanks newbie. Later ;)

Soooooo, I'm gonna take that as a "no" on becoming the next bard. I guess I'll have to find another line of work then. The life of an adventurer is a life of strife and exertion after all. Maybe there's a role that hasn't been taken yet...

I could always use a new bloodba..I mean apprentice. Come with me, I have big plans that could use a young talent such as yourself

A-an apprentice? The legendary party bard would take me as their protégé?! This is an amazing opportunity, thank you so much! I swear I won't let you down :)

OH MY WORD WHAT IN THE NAME OF SEDUCTION JUST HAPPENED