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@aphyr

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Joined June 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Apr 2016

    Sometimes companies have me come and teach a two-day class on distributed systems for engineers. Here's my notes:

  2. 8 hours ago
  3. 8 hours ago

    "KYLE. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN AUNTIE MAME?" "Kyle may be our platonic ideal candidate of perfectly balanced practical socialist humanist political gut flora, let's not risk the master sample by bougie culture overinfusion."

  4. 10 hours ago

    I promise you: I've been at this a decade now, I've had professional coaching for six of those, and I'm working with my body's limits.

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  5. 10 hours ago

    oh yeah reminder that randos delivering commentary on my form can suck my dick

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  6. 10 hours ago

    I wish I had normal length femurs so squatting didn't involve folding my entire body in half

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  7. 11 hours ago

    Squats: 6 @ 225 lbs.

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  8. 12 hours ago

    Looks like Karen is really struggling here. I wonder if she'd call it... a VOIGHT-KAMPF test

  9. 17 hours ago

    how is her voice real, I don't understand

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  12. 19 hours ago

    To contextualize this a bit, donations are still tax-deductible, but the doubled standard deduction means ~95%, rather than ~70%, of taxpayers will not have a tax incentive to donate.

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  13. Dec 19

    Strange Flesh is the extremely gay leather smash-em-up game I didn't know I needed

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  15. Dec 19

    the delight of having accidentally targeted a Tumblr vertical you didn't know existed

  16. Dec 18

    hello and welcome to my new train-enthusiast followers; I hope you're ready for lots of EXCITING TRAIN CONTENT

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  17. Dec 18

    I have nothing but good things to say about these Jed North shorts

  18. Retweeted
    Dec 17

    talking to a gay couple: so like who’s the STEM major and who’s the liberal arts major?

  19. Retweeted
    Dec 18

    I know some folks turn up their nose at conversations about kindness, especially when there's so much to fight for right now, but intentional kindness should be part of this fight.

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  20. Dec 18

    My San Francisco pup name is Beta Breakers, because I love dressing up and everyone hates me

  21. Retweeted
    Dec 17

    gay culture is maining Mercy in Overwatch and healing straight boys all the time even though they never really deserve it

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