Andrew G10z

@apgwoz

Metrics and operations . Dad joke maker, and *pun*dit. Vegan. Opinions are my own.

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Joined February 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    Aug 24

    wtf?! "Outside the country not so great" he says. I'm outside the country. It is pretty great. National health care, no school shootings, good roads, low crime. The US on the other hand is turning into a third world banana republic.

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  2. Aug 23

    Someone please tell me that there are enough folks _for_ Mueller that ’s assertion that confirming a new AG before the midterms couldn’t possibly happen. Dismantling our checks and balances CANNOT be allowed on the docket!

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  3. Aug 23

    Really unsure why the and the religious right aren’t slamming cheeto in chief’s sins: election fraud, adultery coverups, etc.. It’s almost as if people hide behind their religious beliefs only when it is convenient...

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  4. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    We already know that Judge Kavanaugh has dangerous views about presidential power. But Republicans don’t want the public to see the vast majority of documents from his time in the White House. What are they trying to hide?

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    Aug 23

    The identification of as an unindicted co-conspirator in a criminal scheme is more than sufficient cause for Congress to immediately pass legislation protecting the Mueller investigation. I'm calling on my colleagues, on both sides, to join me in passing it. Now.

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  6. Aug 22

    My mother in law found Sasquatch! (Somewhere in Washington state)

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  7. Aug 19

    Sadly, we are still looking for a house. Let’s hope we find one before the new Gwoz.

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  8. Aug 16

    Seems the needs a Non-retaliation clause in its employee agreement...

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  9. Aug 2

    Got Rick-Rolled in my Lyft. What a crazy day.

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  10. Aug 2

    Update: still on tarmac.

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  11. Aug 2

    Finally landed...and am waiting on the tarmac for at least 20m for a gate. (The donuts were delicious. Thanks !)

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  12. Retweeted
    Aug 1

    So, currently I am slowly starving to death due to the fact that Whole Foods won't let me buy food because my address is wrong on my license. These new "Grocery suppression" laws are a bitch.

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  13. Aug 2

    TFW you arrive at an airport for a 0630 flight, but hey! That flight was rescheduled weeks ago and no one told you, and you are arriving 2 hours later, and missing the whole reason you choose to get up at 0445 to begin with and this sentence is a runon, and donuts for breakfast

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  14. Retweeted
    Jul 28

    White farmers who voted for Trump being handed a $12 billion bailout to fix a problem Trump created for them before Flint has clean water is systemic racism at work.

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  15. Jul 28

    The Great British Baking Challenge is a great show, but I am so confused! “Sponge” is bread? I thought “sponge” was “cake” in the US? And, “pudding” is just “dessert”? But, then, what the heck is “dessert”? And why are they making breads in the “pastry” episode?

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  16. Jul 27

    My wife: “which eye doctor are you seeing tomorrow?” Me: “I don’t know. I am sure they’ll help me see tomorrow.”

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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 24

    I'm starting to think that someone who paid $290,000 to have sex twice is maybe not really a super expert in making good deals.

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 25

    Do they make a Nobel prize for Snapchatting? Where do I pick mine up?

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  19. Jul 20

    webonize: To supply a team of developers with leverage providing tools, for constructing web applications. This in turn makes them 10x more productive, such that you can call them devenaries (ala mercenaries).

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  20. Jul 19

    Bill Clinton was impeached for perguring himself related to a sex “scandal”. Citizens and Republicans were furious! Oh, how times have changed...

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