Aparna Nancherla on Twitter: "can i be the next CEO of papa john's? my qualifications are i'm eating chips out of the bag with a spoon because i'm full of great ideas"

I am a scrunched up napkin with recyclable dreams. Also a comedian in some cultures. Total drag in others.

NYc, a mere butt dial away

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1. Bready White ‏ @Quizaid 21 Dec 2017
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1. Mark Espinosa‏ @MarkEEspinosa 21 Dec 2017
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  Doritos with a fork changed my life.
  
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1. ya mamma‏ @comedindian 21 Dec 2017
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  Also pizza tables
  
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1. Michael Caine's House in Children of Men‏ @MorningsideTomb 21 Dec 2017
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  Gotta keep those fingers clean
  
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1. Leena ‏ @wisebengali 21 Dec 2017
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  Yes you can
  
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1. Lee - DNC cheats, We Bern2020 - #ResignTomPerez‏ @Rory_Pond 21 Dec 2017
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  If nothing else, the quality comedy you'd provide would boost morale.
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1. Carlos‏ @carlosfugazi 21 Dec 2017
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  Wait, are you suggesting putting chips inside the crust? Hired
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1. Das‏ @Das_is_me 21 Dec 2017
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  C'mon, every Indian kid who's eaten Deep branded Hot Mix has done that...
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