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I am a scrunched up napkin with recyclable dreams. Also a comedian in some cultures. Total drag in others. FALL TOUR DATES: https://tinyurl.com/y9dfhvv3 

NYc, a mere butt dial away
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    Aparna Nancherla‏Verified account @aparnapkin 15 Aug 2016

    If I had to give my anxiety a number, it would be an irrational one

    1:00 PM - 15 Aug 2016
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      1. Justine van Engen‏ @JustineSaysSo 15 Aug 2016
        Replying to @aparnapkin

        I think you are the funniest thing on the Internet. That is all.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      2. Aparna Nancherla‏Verified account @aparnapkin 15 Aug 2016
        Replying to @JustineSaysSo

        justine! What a very kind thing to say, thank you! 😜😎😜

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      1. WAG‏ @dwaghalter 15 Aug 2016
        Replying to @aparnapkin

        but one is rational

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      1. Nathan‏ @nathanhartswick 15 Aug 2016
        Replying to @aparnapkin

        Obv a negative one, those sneaky bastards

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      1. Data Creationist‏ @bistromath2013 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @aparnapkin

        @kimlockhartga pie is the answer

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      1. chris ray‏ @crissray 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @aparnapkin

        my anxiety is a non-Newtonian fluid

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      1. Ёрьел Васкэз‏ @jorvas25 15 Aug 2016
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        @aparnapkinpic.twitter.com/Le7sHwHpqw

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      1. Michael Champlin  🧔🏻‏ @mjchamplin 15 Aug 2016
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        It’s the square root of “why do I feel funny”

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      1. Sarah Garrigues‏ @gjsarah 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @aparnapkin

        @JonesNoahT

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      2. Noah Jones‏ @JonesNoahT 24 Aug 2016
        Replying to @gjsarah @aparnapkin

        is definitely complex.

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      1. LesleyAGorman‏ @andlifecoach 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @aparnapkin

        absolutely, great statement

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      1. Williams‏ @aimlesslytrying 16 Aug 2016
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        That joke is life and death.

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      1. John The Idiot‏ @JohanTheIdiot 15 Aug 2016
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        That one was pretty clever, actually. Good one.

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        Aparna NancherlaVerified account @aparnapkin
        If I had to give my anxiety a number, it would be an irrational one
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      1. Eric Boren‏ @EricBoren 15 Aug 2016
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        Mine is a negative fraction of that unless I multiply by any kind of Pi. Then I'm happy again!

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        Aparna NancherlaVerified account @aparnapkin
        If I had to give my anxiety a number, it would be an irrational one
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        Aparna NancherlaVerified account @aparnapkin
        If I had to give my anxiety a number, it would be an irrational one
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      1. Adam Armfield‏ @AdamArmfield 15 Aug 2016
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        you might as well depict it in symbolic form while you're there.

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      1. Josh‏ @Lolthien 15 Aug 2016
        Replying to @aparnapkin @brookita37

        AAAAAaayyyyyy LMAO

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      1. Jones‏ @jones77 15 Aug 2016
        Replying to @aparnapkin

        Fortunately love's number is transcendental.

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