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@aparnapkin

I am a scrunched up napkin with recyclable dreams. Also a comedian in some cultures. Total drag in others. album available here:

NYc, a mere butt dial away
aparnacomedy.com
Joined January 2008
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  1. 5 hours ago

    Hey new york, yelling is not a costume

    78 retweets 570 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    ZOMBIE EULOGY: he died as he lived: not dead.

    69 retweets 303 likes
  3. 10 hours ago

    JOIN US NC STATE AT 3PM!

    We're out here getting out the millennial vote with . From Duke & UNC...next: NC State at 3PM!
    7 retweets 61 likes
  4. 11 hours ago

    Nothing sums up the human condition like being left hanging on a group text

    113 retweets 432 likes
  5. 23 hours ago

    i circle my bed like a vulture waiting to feed on sleep after everyone else has had theirs...but a vulture with internet access

    59 retweets 420 likes
  6. 23 hours ago

    I wish there was a job where you could just occasionally text people from your past "the game is set, and now we play" then sixteen winkies.

    25 retweets 298 likes
  7. Oct 30

    We have a squad coming to tonight. & & & & You? Be there:

    31 retweets 368 likes
  8. Oct 30

    I support any holiday that upholds the values of The Purge

    32 retweets 253 likes
  9. Oct 29

    Join our Women for Hillary panel with , , , & . RSVP now:

    35 retweets 119 likes
  10. Oct 30

    If you ever walk into a small independent bookstore in the middle of a reading wearing headphones, prepare to be visually flogged

    15 retweets 343 likes
  11. Oct 29

    Thank you ! As you can see, I brought the (internalized) fear for your Halloween episode 😍

    9 retweets 231 likes
  12. Oct 29

    This week: hosts, with , , and ! Watch live:

    6 retweets 25 likes
  13. Oct 29

    Sometimes when alone, I'll replay the parts in a podcast where everyone has a hearty laugh & think "We have a good time, don't we?"

    169 retweets 1,031 likes
  14. Oct 29

    The guy at TSA told me to pull up my pants because apparently you take your shoes off but you keep your pants on

    34 retweets 406 likes
  15. Oct 28

    My best side for photos is birds eye view.

    72 retweets 336 likes
  16. Oct 28

    Picture This! is bringing live animated comedy to the !! If you can't make it check out the live stream:

    2 retweets 6 likes
  17. Oct 28

    The call is coming from inside the dick pic.

    76 retweets 492 likes
  18. Oct 28

    TONIGHT IN DC!!!! 6PM FREE! I heard is gonna be there!* *Just kidding, but is definitely crashing the party

    , , and 5 others
    9 retweets 27 likes
  19. Oct 28

    This is berry excitement for me.

    Just announced! will open for at ! Get your tickets here ->
    11 retweets 234 likes
  20. Oct 28

    It is so windy in DC that a woman's shoe just flew off her foot. So don't judge a person until their shoe has flown off your foot.

    39 retweets 377 likes

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